An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 02, 2013
Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul June 07, 2011
by miss aisha November 30, 2009
by terrex January 28, 2008
a recent forced meme. the large community of MLP (mostly furry/weeaboo samefags) was funny when it started. the idea was to piss off trolls who took the interwebz too seriously. now it's just spam making it's way to random, irrelevant websites.
by lalincorporated July 18, 2011
A super flaming TV show that has a cult following by fags and queers. Originally created in 1983, it has recently become popular among degenerated teengaers a.k.a bronies a.k.a cocksuckers. Bronies claim it is a good TV show, but no matter how good it is, you are watching a fucking show called "My Little Pony".
My Little Pony has such dynamic and interesting characters like Baby Cuddles, Sugarcup, Minty, Princess Primrose, and Twinkle Twirl.
by JusticeForBreakfest December 15, 2011