Flash-Noob

A monster/half-human being that likes to abuse a summoner spell called "flash" in league of legends. Flash-Noobs are known for running / flashing away from fights that they obviously would lose. People hate flash-noobs and think of them as the lowest thing a human being can become. That's why a lot of people call flash noobs monster instead of humans

Omg you are f*** flash-noob
did you see that flash-noob escaping the battel
I hate those flash-noobs

by The funny troll July 13, 2020

Flash-Noob

A monster/half-human being that likes to abuse a summoner spell called "flash" in league of legends. Flash-Noobs are known for running / flashing away from fights that they obviously would lose. People hate flash-noobs and think of them as the lowest thing a human being can become. That's why a lot of people call flash noobs monster instead of humans

Omg you are f*** flash-noob
did you see that flash-noob escaping the battel
I hate those flash-noobs

by The funny troll July 13, 2020

flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012

flash-bang

an adventure, escapade, vacation or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual, on going, hook-up, on sleeping terms, or within an actual romantic relationship.

son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.

by Sexydimma May 23, 2012

Flash Bang

To have sex in a room of strobe lights

Girlfriend: Babe what's your biggest fantasy
Boyfriend: To flash bang

by Tyrone Chicken Strips 69 August 23, 2012

flash-bang

a brief and or quick sexual encounter; quickie

i can't talk right now, i'm in the middle of flash-bang.

by greenday13 June 18, 2011

Mexican flash-bang

A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.

I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang

by Omegav February 23, 2023