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the most epicest show of all time
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Honeybee Family

A Black-Asian family, specifically if the parents are Black/ Interracial and have Asian adopted children.
As soon as a Black/ Interracial family decides to adopt a baby from Asia, they are considered a Honeybee Family.
by Honeybee Mom August 16, 2006
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Focus On the Family

A 'Christian' fundamentalist fanatical Talban organization founded in 1977 by the self-appointed preacher-teacher-psychologist James Dobson who claims to have been a 'hippie' in his younger days but later 'saw the light'. Or that 'he learned to pray before he could talk'. Depends on what day it is. He DID see a way to steal money. Oh, his ideology 'focuses' on the family and 'family values' alright. As in hatred towards Jews, Muslims, other (real) Christians, homosexuals, 'liberals', the usual rigmarole. Dobson is anti-abortion and advocates violence against Planned Parenthood clinics whether they do abortions in them or not. He even supported the dumb broad Sarah Palin fervently, even when her teen daughter got pregnant just because Sarah is a flamboyant 'GOOD conservative Christian' (as in HYPOCRITE). And he endorses the money-grubbing 'Promise Keepers' rip-off that sprouted in the 90s (remember that bullshit?).

But there's more. He insists on the outdated notion that the sexes aren't equal - the woman MUST be submissive to her man EVEN if he beats the fucking shit outta her. And get this. He says that the teen years are 'tough' (don't we know it!) so his 'solution' is 'father-daughter dances AND dates' as well as having mothers and sons go on DATES! Yeah, 'Take Mom to the Prom'! WHADDAAAAFUUUUUUUUUKKKK!!!!! Incestuous, obscene, sickening to the max! Dobson stepped down as the head in 2010 to host a radio showbut still has a large influence in this CULT.
1. Rage Against The Machine mentioned this fanatic cult with 'They gather round the family/ with a pocket full of shells!'
2. Focus On the Family has a lot of tentacles of influence encircling media, TV, political friends - all intended to fill the pockets of liars and robbers. They probably kowtow to the ANTICHRIST dirtbag Traitortrump too because they sure don't follow the real Christ.

3. If you have a family of your own - focus on YOUR family. Follow your heart, pursue a real religion but DON'T have anything to do Focus On the Family. It's a fraudulent enterprise of brainwashing, greed and hatred.
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family reunion

when you have sex with your partner in front of their family
wanna have a family reunion tonight?
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offend the family

to take a massive crap, after which a family member(s) is offended by the resulting horrific odor
going home to offend the family
by papa squat March 19, 2005
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family slut

A slutty girl who is shared by brothers in off an on hook ups, or bounces back and forth from one to the other, making the brothers hate each other.
Guy 1: didn't she just date your brother?
Guy 2: Yeah, but we've been making out.
Guy 1: Dude, get rid of her, shes like your family slut.
Later that day, guy 2 gets his ass kicked by his older brother.
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family guy

A well-known animated TV show from FOX. Being a ripoff from "The Simpsons", it resembles the new episodes of that cartoon much more than the classic, old ones (before the 8th season). Some people say that "Family Guy" is even (!) duller than the new Simpsons.
"Family guy" has been cancelled by FOX. But now, some new episodes are being made again.
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