gas engineer

A plumber who tries to make his job sound more important than it actually is.

"Are you the plumber?"
"Actually I'm a gas engineer"
"Whatever...these are the toilets that need unblocking"

by RustySparks May 26, 2023

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testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.

You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.

by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023

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Thomas the tonk engine

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.

Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"

by FATCATHY February 26, 2023

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