bamboo man does not erect oneself

The word got its origin from from a chinese quote that meant something along the line of "Dissing others does not help oneself". When I tried to translated it into English literally, it turned out to be something pretty hilarious.

bamboo man does not erect oneself, so stop being a bad boy and make fun of your fellow classmates.

by artanis September 20, 2003

doesn't cut any ice

1. Doesn't matter
2. Doesn't make any difference
3. All good

Person 1: Sorry I smoked all your weed.
Person 2: You had a rough day, I understand. It doesn't cut any ice with me bro.

by JammA September 27, 2012

Dressed to the Eights

Anyone (male or female) who is wearing clothing to attend a society event, concert, wedding, funeral, rave, or other social gathering that is not anything approaching appropriate attire for the event in question, yet the person so dressed believes that they are the envy of other people attending the event because their clothing is cool when it is actually uncool, expensive when it is actually cheap, and fashionistas are probably mistaking them for celebutantes.

"James! Who is God's name is that person Dressed to the Eights over by the punch bowl? Did you invite him? Isn't that a plastic Dracula cape from Wal-Mart and part of a Harry Potter costume?"

by GPurvis November 4, 2013

dresser

when you get your dick stuck in your zipper

I hope i never have to deal with the pain of a dresser.

by cluster fuck rainbow fish March 17, 2009

Raunch Dressing

Cum

Raunch Dressing is yummy to some people.

by j.gaol April 30, 2010

Droessler Pack

A gross amount of pretty much any commodity food or otherwise.

Two 50oz bottles of Black Cherry French Vanilla Diet Pepsi Jazz with extra Splenda packaged together with saran wrap and an easy to carry shoe string strap that is such a Droessler pack.

by notadroessler.com March 16, 2010

Dressing-gown Friday

The practice of working from home on a Friday. Has become widespread with the advent of the broadband connection. The practice originates from the 1980s, when bankers, lawyer and other professionals elected to have a day of dressing casually on Friday, so they would not ruin their suits with spilt beer in the evening. This was known as dress-down Friday. However the act of selecting casual clothes prroved beyond these individuals who now simply just work from home in their dressing gown.

John is taking a Dressing-gown Friday, as he had a working dinner last night.

by ArrGee1991 October 9, 2009