jasper dolphin

member of the amazing group ofwgkta hes dope asf
not even a rapper
sick ass dude though ong

person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??

person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...

person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor

by ayooochrz April 15, 2023

The Dolphins' Strategy

The Dolphins' Strategy.

The Dolphins' Strategy for becoming the strategic future of Football.

by Rice Mikhail Baker-Yeboah January 16, 2020

byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.

Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 22, 2025

Dolphin Sprinkles

referring to the splashes made during hot tub coitis.

Man, Susan was riding me so hard in the tub last night! The water was undulating so much giving mad dolphin sprinkles.

by Scoobyjew July 20, 2015

Dolphin Fur

Sticky semen on wet skin

Bro, we hooked up in the hot tub and ended up covered in Dolphin Fur.

by EDF 98 September 2, 2025

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

dolphin

1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch

2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead

"omg my god you are such a fucking dolphin!" "dude why are you such a dolphin?"

by wonderfins February 22, 2019