Distromantic

When a Native American receives a financial gift (distribution/per cap) from their tribe and immediately following (within 48 hours) find themselves in a brand new relationship, shacked up— usually after a bender (alcohol binge) paid for with said financial gift.

“Did you see Justin doing the walk of shame out of distribution? He had like 10 ex’s in that big line up and they were all giving him the daggers 👀 when they seen him walking out with Melanie. They were all jealous that Justin was about to get distromantic.”

“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”

“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”

by Smudgeyourselfyql December 23, 2021

Detroit min

When it’s been 4 plus months since you been somewhere or see someone.

I haven’t been to the DIA in a Detroit min.

by Mikey872 April 12, 2022

Detroit

A racial slur

Get the fuck out of here you fuckin detroit

by Edp455indetroit May 10, 2022

Detroit

A lawless place where you cannot own anything.

They stole my fucking porch. Can't have shit in Detroit.

by Ranch Me Brotendo May 25, 2022

Detroit Churro

A Detroit Churro is when you are doing a Cleveland Steamer and before the log drops you move your ass to drag it across her lips in a Dirty Sanchez fashion.

That bitch is so nasty she licked her lips after I gave her a corn-filled Detroit Churro.

by I Suck as a Human June 2, 2022

Distrocker

A person on roblox who doesn't know how to aim and can't do obby's. Quiet person with a decent taste in roblox fashion. Likes to play Murder Mystery 2 and Epic Minigames but wastes too much time on grinding for pointless leaderboards.

Distrocker is a loser.

by TotallyNotEster June 7, 2022

Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The ring of muscle surrounding the anus, that allows it to open and close.

Ted likes to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022