Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.
One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.
Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.
One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.
Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.
Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."
Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"
Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."
*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*
Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"
Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."
*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*
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Get the Whinery Collapse Disorder mug.1. A pre-sexually transmitted disease which causes Financial Incontinence in males during the courting process.
2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
Fred: How did your date go last night, did you get any?
John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
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Dan: "What?! I thought I was so far down the course but I've only run 2,000!"
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
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