discrackted

perpetually sidetracked as a result of amphetamine consumption.

"sorry i'm late... i got discrackted and cleaned the entire bathroom. then the laundry."

by knifewounds August 4, 2008

distracted approval

When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.

When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.

by textwoman May 20, 2011

disraw

disraw is short for disrespect.

disraw.

by evybearbear August 4, 2011

distractery

Distracting someone from something you might have said or done (usually something embarrassing) by using flattery.

Jim: Hey mate. Long time no see. Nice new hair style!
Charlie: Thanks but it's a wig. I have alopecia. It started a few weeks ago...
Jim: Oh. Uh... You're looking slender these days! Have you been working out?
Charlie: No, the Doctor thinks it's a wasting disease, but I'm waiting for test results.
Jim: Err. Well. You've got a very pretty mou--
Charlie: --STOP WITH THE DISTRACTERY ALREADY!

by movingparts November 28, 2012

disbra

verb- the act of removing your bra at the end of the day
noun- a bra

I can't wait to get home, grab a beer, and disbra.

Whew! I can't wait to get home and take off disbra.

by DeeDopeSoul January 3, 2013

DiSorbo

A rich, wealthy family with a pretty cute daughter

The DiSorbos are so cool

by Hihoware June 30, 2016

Disored

Most likely the cutest person you will ever mute. Disored's are always the best type of people to hangout and they are usually the best at everything

Dude! He's such a disored.

by kawaiimonster1001 August 27, 2018