danger wank

The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.

Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..

by GrungeMonkey April 18, 2006

give me the daggers

Originated from Shakespeare's "Macbeth"; it means, basically, "let me do it".

"Now plug the red wire inot the... no, the RED wire... yeah. Into the... no! Jesus, look, just... give me the daggers!"

by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003

Alabama Gag Daggler

This act of sexual four play begins with the female lying on her back then flipping her legs back to grab a firm hold of her ankles. This will expose her anus and vagina to face straight up in the air. At this point the man approaches backwards to a hovering position over the female’s anus. He will then proceed to push down on his penis until it is facing straight down in a dangling position towards the female’s anus. After this, a up and down squatting pentatration motion begins until the point of climax. Just before the climax the male moves from the anus directly to the females mouth, whom is still firmly in position, and resumes the dangling motion until a massive pleasurable explosion of cum and feces spues forth, thus causing a gag reflex from the female. Discovered is the late 1800’s in the great state of Alabama, the Gag Daggler made its way into sexual history.

Last night I peformed the Alabama Gag Daggler on my sister Shirley.

by GorillaKillaChilla May 15, 2010

Club Digger

A female who goes to clubs for the specific purpose of obtaining free drinks and/or free entry into VIP areas. A variation of a gold digger.

We were having fun at Infusion last night, until this group of club diggers showed up and wouldn't dance until they got free drinks.

by Urban Renaissance Man October 8, 2010

gold digger

Any woman who breaks up with one chronically broke and unemployed boyfriend and then goes on to date a less financially inept man at any point in her lifetime. Usually applied to said woman by the chronically broke and unemployed ex-boyfriend she just left and/or his equally broke and unemployed slacker friends.

"Yeah, she broke up with him when he flunked out of school and got fired from his job for smoking weed in the parking lot in the same week. Now she's dating a co-worker at her new job. What a gold digger that girl is!"

by Arcane Rose January 23, 2008

Daggering

Daggering is a Jamaican term used to describe extremely rough sex where the penis is used in a dagger like fashion to repeatedly stab at the vagina in violent and plundering manner. Daggering can be dangerous to both parties and can cause traumatic genital injuries and horrific mutilation of the junk.

I was daggering this transient bitch I met a truck stop when I herd a snap followed by excrutiating pain steming from my dong.

by Herm Nermal April 20, 2009

dagget

another word for a hot dog

We grilled some daggets to add to the baked beans.

by GMTBecky November 3, 2009