dildo machine

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i LOVE dildo machine!! im going to their concert may 24

by dildo_machine July 4, 2006

What da Dildo?

It is similar to the phrase- What the Fuck?

or to something that one might not have understood
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the word dildo is used for the simple fact that you use a dildo while fucking

Friend-Dude i just shit my pants! Help!!

You- What da Dildo? No!! Ew!!

by PARYSS :) May 27, 2010

Adult toy/Dildo

Something you just spent all of your money on to cover your friends with while there sleeping

I bought a adult toy/dildo

by Minecraftpro#diamnods666 April 11, 2019

punk ass dildo

I person that is a little bitch that is to fake to be a real dick so there a dildo

Brenden you gotta be the biggest punk ass dildo

by Xvgdh June 19, 2017

roll a dildo in glitter

A metaphor for spending a lot of time making something that in the end is useless.

"You could spend months meticulously constructing a clipper ship piece by piece in a glass bottle. Or, you could do the Republican method and just roll a dildo in glitter."

by angrydroid July 28, 2009

Frozen Poo Dildo

The end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape dildo, inserting said poo dildo into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo dildo from the freezer, and inserting said FPD into your ass for pleasure

Richard Gere invited me over to try out some of his Frozen Poo Dildo's, but i declined, because i like neither FPD's nor hampsters inserted into my rectum.

by Peejiddles January 5, 2009

gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls

Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007