Dropping a Deuce

When your testicles hang out of the bottom of your shorts or underwear.

Our neighbor was out mowing the lawn in his shorts, dropping a deuce for everyone to see.

by Zulzulo January 17, 2009

Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009

ps deuce

Play Station 2

I'll kick your ass at ps deuce, so leaves it away.

by rickoshea September 24, 2003

cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

by StevieJT July 28, 2009

deuce ex machina

For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.

Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.

"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"

"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."

Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.

by shizzinator March 31, 2010

Clint "Deuce" Dempsey

The pinnacle of US Soccer.

Clint "Deuce" Dempsey is to the US as Diego Maradona is to Argentina.

by Soccer Lord November 5, 2010

Morning Deuce Syndrome

Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.

"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005