Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.
by Clout Monster October 29, 2018
Get the Dan Mosavimug. A type of person that will always smile, even if they have just stepped on a piece of Lego, smacked in the face or crashed their car.
That person just crashed their car, but are still smiling, Are they on something? No, he is acting like a DSO Dan.
by DSO Dan February 3, 2017
Get the DSO Danmug. by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020
Get the Pulling-a-danmug. A chirimoya visionary with the strongest trapezius you've ever seen, capable of producing enough heat to sustain a green house without the sun.
by chirimoyalover September 11, 2019
Get the Dan Fmug. Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.
"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015
Get the dan and carlmug. by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023
Get the Handy Danmug. Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022
Get the Dan the Dirtmug.