A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.
by gonzobrains January 11, 2022
A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.
by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020
A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!
by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023
One that avoids work by showing fake covid results; one who will say that he or she was in close contact with another person that tested positive for covid-19. Most of these individuals are government employees.
The Covid Sham Artist named Chase, will be out another week. When real work needs to be done, the Covid Sham Artist strikes again.
by Covid Sham Artist January 09, 2023
A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.
Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..
by ribick June 26, 2020
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
by Tommyttt August 09, 2022
I'm gonna fucking die
by Le Human October 20, 2020