cooper is cool
by panda_010101010 January 31, 2023
Get the cooper mug.A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.
by Person with a job February 12, 2023
Get the Cooper mug.literally the best guy ever. incredibly charming, sweet, kind, funny, and talented. a great musician and quite the silly guy. he's humble, kind, and loving. the most perfect person anyone could ever ask for, he makes every day much better just by being there, whether it's listening to a rant, making a silly joke, or just making eye contact as you pass in the hall. he is so great that his girlfriend will immortalize our love in the urban dictionary.
by tigieisnotcool December 2, 2022
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Cooper is the kind of person that would ask out his own brother/sister because he found himself without a date to the school dance. If you meet a Cooper just know that he will most likely hit on you due to his insane lack of bitches. Don't walk into his room... you will most likely find him staring at some kind of nude image of his self proclaimed friends, or any other 2D character that would be downloaded on his computer. Although he compensates for this wack personality with his large penis so if you are looking for a one night stand he's t he right person but any kind of long term relationship is a mistake with Cooper.
Cooper is the kind of person that would ask out his own brother/sister because he found himself without a date to the school dance. If you meet a Cooper just know that he will most likely hit on you due to his insane lack of bitches. Don't walk into his room... you will most likely find him staring at some kind of nude image of his self proclaimed friends, or any other 2D character that would be downloaded on his computer. Although he compensates for this wack personality with his large penis so if you are looking for a one night stand he's t he right person but any kind of long term relationship is a mistake with Cooper.
Man 1: "Yo, you see Cooper over there on his phone."
Man 2: "Yeah he's probably looking at your sister's Only Fans."
Man 1: "Yo what the..."
Man 2: "Yeah he's probably looking at your sister's Only Fans."
Man 1: "Yo what the..."
by AverageBusPole December 10, 2022
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by YESSSSSSSIR December 13, 2022
Get the Cooper Dye mug.Cooper is perfect for me, he is the sweetest most kind hearted person I've ever met. He is so genuine and has the greatest smile I've ever seen in my life. He is the best , most innocent, beautiful, curly headed person ill ever know.
by Daddiekyra December 13, 2022
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