Wonky Coffee

A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.
That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.
by Jimmy Graham September 22, 2010
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Coffee Filter

The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.
I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.
by Prestinian March 23, 2003
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shower coffee

Andrew surprised me with shower coffee this morning.
by crazy red head April 12, 2009
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coffee bitch

Our Cisco Tech, Shaz, is our Coffee bitch, A.K.A. "CB". He will make the sales team coffee on command.
Hey "CB" Make some coffee.
by Not the FNG May 21, 2004
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Hot Coffee

Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.
"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster
by Michael Lanter November 02, 2005
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coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit
boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*
by Silent Lullaby November 25, 2005
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mcdonalds coffee

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.
Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.
by DJ-taza September 01, 2008
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