Coffee and Smokes

The breakfest of champions and the only thing that keeps me from "FREAKING OUT MAN!"

With out coffee and smokes mike would so go postal!

by Mojo58201 August 22, 2009

Coffee nigger

A black Colombian, this is considered to be especially derogatory because they are Latin and black. Even in Colombia blacks are considered low class.

John, why are you friends with that coffee nigger? He sells downtown brown to 9 year olds!

by DRANGO July 14, 2018

Consultant Coffee

Any drink that is made or paid for by someone higher up than you. This applies particularly to medical doctors to medical students.

Student 1: "I got consultant coffee today"

Student 2: "jealoussssss"

by sratk2 July 5, 2011

Marylou's Coffee

A chain of about 25 coffee shops in the Massachusetts area. Known for sweet coffee creations,pink cups, and cute girls. Friendly service, delicious, and cheaper than starbucks

If you want a job at Marylou's Coffee, you better be hot.

by briguy87 April 28, 2011

Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

coffee dick

a large erection, swinging in the wind. like it just drank coffee; dick on caffeine;super dick

Ed, your about to get that coffee dick.

by scalamoney August 19, 2014

ass coffee

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.

mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.

by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007