Child Labor

School does not cover the child labor law but still is as draining as a regular 40 hour work week.

Dad: works normal 40 hour work week. no overtime

kid: works normal 40 hour school week. Stays up till 3am every night to finish a stupid english assignment
kid: “why doesn’t the child labor law not include this under “not to age”

by ppguy1173 March 14, 2023

Love Child

The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have

We have six kids but Marcus is our love child

by Kingo10 June 15, 2023

Golden child

A child that does things right or a Perfect person in everyone's eyes

Dick was a golden child and Tom was the troubled child

by 459395 May 22, 2023

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

child Frankenstein

A small child,especially a toddler or preschooler,whose pastime is crazy fantasies and games of make believe,hence the term. Such little ones may seem like parodies of the mad scientist by the name.

3-year-old Patrick is quite the child Frankenstein, the way he likes to pretend he's the creator and master of the capital H invention. Sometimes he really goes too far in his fantasies; in fact,this child Frankenstein even claims he wants to be a mad scientist when he grows up.

by JMC70 October 7, 2017

WENDIGO CHILD

A “Magic Being” capable of Creating their own reality unbothered by physical disadvantages They have the power to shift realities And Bend Nature to their will .

Did you just make a fire out of stone and notepaper…..What are you ? A wendigo child ??

by VERYFLASHY444 February 14, 2022

paco child

pa· co chī(-ə)ld

Def: An earthy substance of gold in the form of a meteorite. This meteorite comes from the universe of creativity, love, and happiness and has been sent to earth to spread those values. Once the meteorite lands on earth, it takes the form of a golden eagle; and soars to the far ends of the earth spreading positive vibes. Pacochild is a brand that encourages genuineness. As a brand, paco child seeks peace and unity among every human being; no matter your background, you can join the paco child family. Once you have purchased some paco child merchandise, you have been welcomed into the family of the paco pack.

ADJECTIVE: "Excuse me, are you wearing paco child merch?"
NOUN: For Christmas, I want to gift my little brother some paco child.

by paco child July 29, 2021