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Chiefs Derangement Syndrome

Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.
Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
by NihilegoBuil February 14, 2024
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true chiefing

to continuously hit a friends vape/pen without taking a break to blow the smoke out
“dude matt needs to stop true chiefing my nic, it gets burnt so fast now” -mas

“abe does the same thing to me” -bos
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Chief

A chief is a person who is popular among other popular people, and are obsessed with the other gender, usually not very clever and very very over confident
"Seb , he's such a chief, I really want to be him!"
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Big Chief

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Big Chief

Another word to call your homies or a friend
“Yo what do you want to eat ?
I don’t know it’s up to you Big Chief “
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Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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Chief smokes on foil

Some one who smokes drugs on tin foil to get high
The office guy Chief smokes on foil had to leave work early today. They were running a by one get one free special on Tim foil at Costco.
by Steveclarksleepster July 3, 2024
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