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blow cheese

the crusty part at the end of the tip of spray cheese in a can.
Erin you eat the blow cheese it tastes like crap!
Sure, it tastes just like mom made!
by Lezs February 20, 2009
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Fruhmuhnda Cheese

Fruhmuhnda Cheese is the accumulation of pure griminess(90% sweat and an equal part left over poop residue) in the area spanning from the back side of your ball sack,all the way to your butthole! This area is commonly known as the DMZ,Bonch,Taint,Gooch,etc! Fruhmuhnda Cheese can be found in both males and females alike,but looks and smells 10x worse in females because of all the juices that flow as well as the folds that keep it all in!!
James: Yo Flip,dude.......we've been on this OP for at least 13 hours now and theres no end to it in sight so youre just going to have to hang tight!

Flip:Bro,not only am I about to literally shit my pants,but I havent showered in over a week and my Fruhmuhnda Cheese is OUT OF CONTROL and smells so bad that even the Iraqi's are starting to look at me funny! And Im starting to get so chaffed that Im on the verge of not being able to walk!

James:Dude,Im so sorry,but duty calls and were not comin off this rooftop! Go poop in the corner,I got your six!

James: FRUH....

Flip: MUHN...

James: DUH.....

Flip: CHEEEEEEZ!!
by James and Flip-Flip October 16, 2010
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gouda cheese

Not a badda cheese, but a gouda one.
Damn that's some gouda cheese
by dahnjor November 4, 2013
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Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
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Beef and Cheese Santa

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.
by ThanksMurphy December 6, 2011
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chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection
My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry
by Funwun69 January 1, 2017
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