canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off

by Droo3756 December 18, 2008

Canadian Milkshake

So what you wanna do is get maple syrup rub in your dick the and then get someone to blow ya.

Hey honey, how much for the Canadian Milkshake?

by Farcry2kid October 11, 2015

Canadian Tubesteak

A Canadian man's tubesteak. Often touted by over-zealous Canadians as being the roto-rooter of the soul.

She knows she wants to go tubin... With the Canadian Tubesteak....

by MikeH March 23, 2004

canadian baseball

The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.

"Dude my hockey stick broke. What else is there to do?"
"We could play some Canadian Baseball."

by jmnan76 March 24, 2010

french canadian tuxedo

An all white denim version of the Canadian tuxedo.

I saw some hipsters rocking some sweet french canadian tuxedos the other day. I bet they were off to do some parkour.

by Dr. Chim Richels July 7, 2011

canadians

people who DO NOT say "aboot"

what do u wanna do?
canadians: what about a beer?

by santa hohoho October 24, 2008

canadian history

Canadian History is a sex act so deplorable that it can not be mentioned on T.V. But thanks to the glory of the Internet I can explain it to you here. It was created by two mounties on a frigid December night. They were water boarding a moonshiner in a log cabin trying to get him to confess the location of his distillery. Hours went by and they were getting no where. So they had to think fast. The only supplies they had left in the cabin were an extremely large set of moose antlers a jug of maple syrup and oddly enough the Stanly cup. Quick on there feet they covered the mans member in maple syrup and began violently jerking him off. Right as the man was about to peak sexually they simultaneously smashed his genitals with the Stanley cup and rammed the moose antlers up his ass using the remainder of the maple syrup as lube. The force was so great that the mans prostate exploded so violently that he confessed the distillery's exact location before he even knew what he had done.

Canadian History, cause water boarding is for pussies.

by Canadian History 101 February 7, 2010