A peice of white shit lowlife that can’t take the misdemeanor charges that he copped by being a full fledged idiot,so he snitched to avoid a couple days in jail, he thinks he is slick but the victims of his bitch snitchery know what he is doing the whole time, they just want an excuse to call rat patrol and turn him into a walking laughing stalk of his town and A sad pathetic worm of a hollow shell of the person he used to be
Eww do you see that weirdo over there on a sick one? thats Caleb ratman Griffin, aka our own little labRat if he try’s to get drugs from anyone let me and the patrol know, and we will give ya some ghastly shit and whatch the dumb fuck shoot it up and freak out while his mind melts,”sounds coo something about him makes me want to impart some fucking evil to this world, and why the fuck is he walking like that, and that weird look on his face, and those opie dead eyes they are kinda freaking me the fuck out, and I’m into some freaky evil shit I think Wormy McRatman would suit him better”,ehh idk we will come up with something we have plenty of time.for new names”, yea yea, but do you ever feel bad for this shit, I mean he doesn’t live on the streets, his family has to deal with his ass, at this point we’re just kinda fucking them over,”your thinking to much man, less thinking and more poison hotshots!”
by Hugo stiglitz November 9, 2021
Get the caleb ratman griffinmug. By definition Caleb’s are typically identified as “him” because they meet the criteria of being hot wealthy and pretty , Caleb is also a badass motherfucker.
by Jewski12 January 11, 2024
Get the Calebmug. Is really stupid. Has blond hair. Is really skinny. Has a small... brain. And will never win in a fight... Even against the little girl that lives next to his dead grandmother's house. So ya look out!
by Fhdgkkcnusacsv May 23, 2019
Get the Calebmug. A Caleb Cantin is a man who is both thick and thick. Borderline retarded, but borderline the baddest boybitch you've ever seen.
by MarkusFBI April 1, 2024
Get the Caleb Cantinmug. Caleb is a person who makes you feel safe. He's nice and sweet and cute. He's a funny person and he makes people around him smile. He likes to include you in things. He takes the time to talk to you and make you feel wanted. He has curly hair and and nerdy glasses. He knows how to treat a woman right.
"Oh Caleb, I love Caleb."
by Lay :) May 14, 2023
Get the Calebmug. that bitch ass motherfucker is so caleb
by zdrharris May 13, 2025
Get the Calebmug. A fake ass nigga who don’t get any girl’s, stuck with the droid 🤣. not loyal to ANYONE. he’ll be ya friend then talk hella shit about u behind ya back. his mamma is a dusty ass treesh who wears wigs and created a mistake. also loves to talk shit but can’t fight and got his ass kicked by my nigga. fyi, he follow everyone and is a huge dickrider.
Some kid : yo caleb was talking hella shit about you
Me: oh u mean that dusty ass kid who thinks he the shit but can’t fight or do shit but run his mouth
Some kid: yea him
Me: oh u mean that dusty ass kid who thinks he the shit but can’t fight or do shit but run his mouth
Some kid: yea him
by CurlyHeadSerena October 12, 2019
Get the Calebmug.