Cake break

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.

"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."

by vanilla king November 21, 2010

Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021

Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina

I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!

by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019

Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

Zebra cake

A delicious treat that I go to family dollar everyday afterschool to get

Zebra cake is the best thing in earth

by Lil Debbie's husband November 12, 2020

raisin cake

One who appears to be out of place, usually related to social class.

Looking like a raisin cake, he wore a tank top, shirts and flip flops in the first class section.

by WakeWorld February 28, 2016

cake wagon

for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.

holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.

by tmurt April 2, 2009