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Stanley Cup

When you fist a girl anally and vaginally hold her above your head like a trophy and shake her up and down as if you won the Stanley cup
She got a concussion from the Stanley cup I gave her last night
by LJA9107 December 2, 2017
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cup check

The act of taking another girls hand and have her feel your wanker while the other girl you came with is not looking.
I wanted to let this other girl know what she was missing so I assisted her with a cup check.
by Spicy Ketchup August 7, 2011
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World Cup

An international sporting event watched by terrorists and international political leaders alike and by everyone else in between... Truly a uniting sporting event for most of the world.
Police Officer 1: Damn thank God there are no terrorist attacks during the World Cup.
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!
by footballnotsoccer September 13, 2008
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cum-cup

A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021
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Up and Cup

A gentle swing of your hand onto your partner's soft, tender butt cheek. Can be used to incite arousal and avoid major wrist damage from overpowering your spank.

1) Simply shape your hand into a cupped gesture.
2) Lightly up and cup the skin. Your partner should be fully relaxed so the glute jiggles with each swipe.
3) The skin will begin to tingle as the blood rushes to the surface.
4) Alternate cheeks for maximum sensation.

BONUS: Surprise your partner with an occasional power spank in between your up and cups. There might be a squeal!
She told me she really enjoys getting spanked, so I warmed her up with some up and cups.
by Señor Booty Slapper March 28, 2020
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steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
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cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry
All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.
by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020
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