the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.
1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.
2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)
2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)
by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005
Get the crap hazardmug. by quietadove July 14, 2010
Get the Hoky crapmug. 1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
by Yuv March 19, 2005
Get the Crap on icemug. by marmite January 27, 2006
Get the crap-tasticalmug. 1. one that has crappy tits.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 31, 2009
Get the crap titsmug. by Jusbeatti February 1, 2009
Get the crap on a crackermug. by sonicadvance64 December 22, 2004
Get the Dog Crapmug.