Coffee Cock

Spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.

"I was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, I slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. A total Coffee Cock!

by BuzzTxt November 13, 2009

Coffee Filter

The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.

I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.

by Prestinian March 22, 2003

shower coffee

Were two people have coffee in the shower together.

Andrew surprised me with shower coffee this morning.

by crazy red head April 12, 2009

coffee bitch

Our Cisco Tech, Shaz, is our Coffee bitch, A.K.A. "CB". He will make the sales team coffee on command.

Hey "CB" Make some coffee.

by Not the FNG May 21, 2004

coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit

boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*

by Silent Lullaby December 28, 2005

Hot Coffee

Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.

"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster

by Michael Lanter December 28, 2005

mcdonalds coffee

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

by DJ-taza October 19, 2008