Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Choke on a Strawberry

A way for queer people to tell other queer people that they made out with or had sex with a person of the same gender.

"Did you actually choke on a strawberry last night?"

by MoonyTalks July 16, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Choking on a strawberry

A sexual innuendo in the queer community for a queer person making out with or having sex with another queer person.

"I totally choked on their strawberry last night."
"I wish someone would choke on my strawberry."
"You can come choke on my strawberry."
"Nobody hmu, I'm choking on a strawberry."

by gardenofrunar July 7, 2025

Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

cherry choke

When someone puts a gag in your mouth and cherry in you asshole.

Man I got cherry choked so good last night, that I think I'm growing a cherry tree out my ass.

Daniel tried to cherry choke me and I said, "HELL NO!"

by Chris Cring"lol" October 6, 2017

Choke

Struggling to do something. Usually the words used the most in video games.

He is the choke king!

by StrikingNight January 11, 2021