choke butt

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.

Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!

by Rawdog1984 November 16, 2020

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

okiee choke

Is the living embodiment of corny ,can't dance socially strange , plains dwelling, ass kickin' beast on the flat track!

Did you see OKIEE choke last night she was a beast.

by OKiee August 1, 2014

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 6, 2017

Chain choke

The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.

My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.

by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025