Budda's Butthole

A very amazing mix of soda
Coke:3/4
Orange:1/8
Sprite:1/8
(add mountain Dew if there)

Well, I sure am thirsty for some citrusy type Coke right now, so Imma get some Budda's Butthole to drink

by jeff crawford....not zane August 6, 2014

Butthole Molestation

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

by bigmo October 25, 2017

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.

This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

The Sneaky Butthole

AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.

“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”

by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 4, 2018

Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

Hawaiian Butthole

An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*

by slim timmy February 23, 2019