A guy that gave up drugs and alcohol for God. He is now better than his old band KoRN in which he was the lead guitarist for.
KoRN Fan: Man, Brian "Head" Welch is so much better than KoRN i but I am too much of a diehard KoRN fan to like him better, damn!
Me And Other Lost Rock Fans: :P
Me And Other Lost Rock Fans: :P
by patsfan546 April 7, 2009

The man who plays Dante Hicks in Clerks 1 and 2. He also appears in Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and is one of the main characters in Vulgar and Drop Dead Roses.
by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006

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by Loserclarinet December 14, 2008

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021

(v.) a young woman's feelings of intense lust for her sexy, handsome, smart, funny, charming man (also known as mr. boitano).
sisi can't stop thinking about how bad she wants brian and the the things she wants to do to him; a person could get horny thinking about how badly sisi wants brian.
by sme11 October 9, 2008
