When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"
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Get the bob jon mug.A person who descends into a foul mood/strop/tantrum unnecessarily.
Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.
Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.
Alex receives three less peas on his plate than Duncan and Fiona and is given the crap stool to sit on around the Christmas dinner table.
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'
Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'
Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'
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But get to close and they’ll be up your ass
Bob the builder will fuck it
But get to close and they’ll be up your ass
Bob the builder will fuck it
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Colloquial for "boy and girl" in some parts of the United States, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Sometimes used in Australia.
"Hey look, Kim gave birth!" "Woah, was it a Bob, a Jill, or a Bob and Jill?" "A Bob -- his name is Saint West."
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