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Ebay Birthday

A birthday that consists of the birthday boy or girl browsing eBay rather than doing other more traditional birthday activities.
Osman: Hey man I know your birthday is coming up in a week. Are you having a party? Do you want to hang out or something? Hit me up man.

Darius: Uh, this is kind of awkward. I'm actually having an eBay birthday, so... yeah.

Osman: ...
by WhisperScreamer August 11, 2010
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Happy Birthday Bug

Wishing a person who reminds you of a bug/insect/pet a happy birthday!
Oh my its Matoukie's birthday! Happy Birthday Bug!
by Daniela Umbrella November 20, 2010
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editor’s birthday bash

an event hosted by an editor on their birthday in which people edit the birthday editor’s interest, post it, dt/tag them/dedicate it to them and caption the edit “(person’s username)’s birthday bash
Birthday Editor: “everyone is invited to my editor’s birthday bash
Editor’s followers: “ what’s that?”
Birthday Editor: “ an event in which people edit the birthday editor’s interest, dt them and caption it “(person’s user)’s birthday bash
by editorsvocab10 December 27, 2019
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Saying UwU at an only boys birthday party

Jeff: UwU
Boiz: let's get him " start's to beat up Jeff"
Saying UwU at an only boys birthday party, everyone starts laughing
by Goodstuff123 September 14, 2021
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Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise

A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.

Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties

Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.

Serve while warm.
Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!

Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?

Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
by Lynn Bollmeier May 20, 2009
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chocolate birthday cock

the act of eating and swallowing another human's feces, throwing it back up on their penis, then sucking their penis until they ejaculate.
i hooked that nasty walrus of a woman up with some chocolate birthday cock
by mrs. p January 14, 2009
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birthday gift

To give someone something they want for their birthday
I gave Tim the toy he wanted as a birthday gift for his 13th birthday
by Gxyxxgdy July 1, 2017
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