A friend everyone wants, but few have. Some search their whole life for a best friend and never find one. Some find one when they are very young. If you are lucky enough to get one keep them. Many people don't have best friends and lay alone every day wishing for one. If two people are best friends they are always happy together. Sometimes best friends get in fights, but it never lasts long. If you are ever lucky enough to find a best friend that lasts longer than 1 month you must be a great person, and a great friend. If you never find a best friend (like myself) you probably should stop trying because it's obvious you'll never find one. It's ok though because then you have one less birthday and Christmas present to buy... it's also one less that you'll get. It sucks not having a best friend, especially when it's the one thing most people need. You always feel alone.
by Puglover77 December 26, 2016
Get the Best Friend mug.The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.
Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!
Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.
Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.
Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
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Get the The Best Offense mug.A best friend is someone that has been here for you since day one. A best friend never leaves your side and is always there through tough times. A best friend never leaves you for a boy. (Or for your ex man behind your back) your bestfriend knows everything about you from your favorite color to your deepest darkest secret. A best friend knows how to make you happy. She/he can always cheer you up when you need it. A best friend knows what you have gone through and can relate. A best friend never leaves you for other girls. But you both know that they are allowed to be friends with other people but always goes to you when they need to talk.
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An amazing best buy mobile specialist corrected errors made by the corporate mobile phone store employees in their rush to grab their commission. Next time I will be sure to return to best buy to upgrade my phone since they get their bonuses based on their ratings in customer satisfaction surveys and all the better promotions they offer over my corporate mobile store.
I love my new computer and was so grateful the expert took their time explaining all my questions in layman's terms I could understand. I even was approved for 24 month no financing to purchase it and 5% back in rewards!
I love my new computer and was so grateful the expert took their time explaining all my questions in layman's terms I could understand. I even was approved for 24 month no financing to purchase it and 5% back in rewards!
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