Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.
Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha
by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019
Get the banded jaspermug. by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016
Get the Nut Bandmug. Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.
by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020
Get the Band nerdmug. something to play with when you are suffering immense levels of boredom, usually when being tasked with revising for an exam
by DamnBoiThatsCrazy May 23, 2022
Get the Elastic Bandmug. A bittie band is a headband, often worn by 11-14 year old wannabe scenesters, also known as bitties.
The bittie band is often paired with a lot of eyeliner, colourful braces, and terribly teased hair.
The bittie band itself is worn in front on the bangs, and around the head, and comes in several different colours. While headbands like this are often worn by non-bitties, when attached to a bitties forehead they are known as bittie bands.
The bittie band is often paired with a lot of eyeliner, colourful braces, and terribly teased hair.
The bittie band itself is worn in front on the bangs, and around the head, and comes in several different colours. While headbands like this are often worn by non-bitties, when attached to a bitties forehead they are known as bittie bands.
Bittie: omfggg!!!!1111oneone!!! Those headbands that Lights wears are sooooozzz br004al!!!!! I need one for teh BMTH show!!!!111
Non-bittie: ha. Bittie band.
Non-bittie: ha. Bittie band.
by blehblehbleh22222 October 18, 2010
Get the bittie bandmug. The best band in the ~great~ state of South Carolina, and the only one that consistently whoops everyone's asses at state competition, even though they only go every other year. Other bands in South Carolina hate them, but its really just a projection of jealousy :/....
The band is comprised of 30% cool people, 69% idiots and weirdos, and 1% complete nimrods with B.O. complexes. The cool people, however, are always extremely nice and are always down for a chat. So if you approach a Wando Band member at a competition, or after you break ranks, there's a 3/10 chance you'll approach someone worth having a conversation with.
The band is comprised of 30% cool people, 69% idiots and weirdos, and 1% complete nimrods with B.O. complexes. The cool people, however, are always extremely nice and are always down for a chat. So if you approach a Wando Band member at a competition, or after you break ranks, there's a 3/10 chance you'll approach someone worth having a conversation with.
"Ugh is that a Wando Band kid?"
"Yeah I think it is"
"Ugh I hate them"
"Its probably because you don't practice"
"Yeah I think it is"
"Ugh I hate them"
"Its probably because you don't practice"
by baaaapXD April 30, 2020
Get the Wando Bandmug. A group of 4-5 boys who (most of the time) don’t play instruments other than a guitar. They usually only sing and dance.
by ItzzYourrGurll July 15, 2018
Get the Boy bandsmug.