Monkey Nut Blast

When you nut inside her and its over powered

Oh Shit; I just Monkey Nut blasted all over!

by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016

Picasso Blast

When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”

Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.

by Peter_G February 26, 2019

finger-recto-blast

when someone fingers there ass so hard their finger breaks

when some fat fuck at your work says i cant work today i broke my finger say well i guess u better stop finger-recto-blasting your self so hard and wipe the sand out of your vagina!

by Dylan11 September 15, 2007

baha blast

similar to the puerto rican field goal, the blast also involves a horrendous case of explosive diarrhea.

I gave the stall a fresh coat after I dropped the baha blast.

by Ketchup Motherfucker . . . Mustard September 10, 2008

face blast

the act of farting while standing, then sitting down-placing your face where your ass just was.

"Oh man! I just face blasted myself!"

by Alexjayna the Gross December 7, 2009

ghetto blast

To shoot with a firearm.

I ghetto blasted those cops in GTA:San Andreas

by Jack Anderson December 28, 2005

POOL BALL BLAST

Before you cum, you spit in her cunt and then bust a nut in her ear!

I got pissed out off, so I poolball blasted her ass

by FALLEN ANGEL March 30, 2005