dick blast

the act of occupying the blast zone with one's genitals

Ben: "So Nate Dog, I hear you got some last night, hooked up with Elise, huh?"
Dan: "Yeah, give her a little bit of the squid?
Dylan: "Yeah, a little finger blast?"
Pat: "Nah, Nate Dog dick blasted the shit out of her last night."

by P. Ness Licur January 09, 2010

thumb blasted

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.

Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.

by Judgementday16 November 30, 2017

Brain Blast

1. Performing oral sex, or "face fucking" so roughly that when ejaculating semen spews out of both mouth, nose and (never has been confirmed) ears. First originating from Old English, and made more known when Jimmy Neutron coined the term.

2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.

"Oh boy Sheen, I bet Cindy wants me to Brain Blast her"
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."

by Club Penguin Tech Support October 08, 2017

birthday blast

When you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.

Ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.

by cccdav April 30, 2015

Frosty Blast

When you take a Wendy's frosty float with cherry coke and a Taco Bell baja blast and mix them together.

A: What you do last night bro.

B: Got high as fuck, made a Frosty Blast.

A: Whaaaat!

by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009

Hate Blasting

1 Blasting hatecore music out of any sound system while listening to music. 2.Blasting hatecore while thinking of someone you hate. 3. Trying to piss someone off with your music.

I went down the street hate blasting The Acacia Strain out of my car because I was pissed off.

by Ben hatelin October 28, 2011

Splatter-blast

One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.

Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!

Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.

~ Finest

by _finest January 08, 2018