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Beautiful Butthole 

This is a female butthole that is so nice that you just wanna fuck it real hard. I mean this butthole is perfect. Its not dirty or anything. It even smells good: like fresh picked apples. Its so perfect that poop has never touched it. This butthole is so good that you even wanna lick it and kiss it and stick your toungue in it and touch it and stick your nipples in it and finger it and stick your toes in it and rub the outsides of it with your forehead and put shaving cream all over it and shave it and then play ultimate frisbee with it and then give it gadorade to drink because its probably thirsty from playing ultimate frisbee with you and then feed it strawberries dipped in chocolate and then put eyes on top of it and a mouth on the bottom of it and pretend its a face and talk to it and whisper sweet nothings in its ear and then watch poop dribble out of it.
I was fucking this girl and lemme just tell you she had one beautiful butthole.
Beautiful Butthole by E? September 4, 2006
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beautiful feet 

feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.
Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.
beautiful feet by Moisturizer October 11, 2007

Beautiful ๐Ÿ’œ 

Girls who wear beanies and make you smile and who are always there for you no matter what and give you long hugs and soft kisses and fall asleep with you on FaceTime and text you even at work girls who let you lay your head on their shoulder and make your sadness disappear girls who smoke a lot of weed and are so laid back and donโ€™t have a care in the world girls who have eyes that could light up the whole night sky and whose name usually starts with the letter J
That girl makes me smile sheโ€™s so beautiful ๐Ÿ’œ

beautiful distraction 

When one is beautifully distracted by someone is such a way that everything else in the world seems to disappear. All their attention and focus is consumed by the beautiful distraction often leaving that person captivated and mesmerized. In rare and precious instances, this encounter turns into something so much more meaningful than a โ€œdistractionโ€ and the purest form of true love evolves.
My Beautiful Distraction, you are my life and now we are eternal in another way. Our love is never ending โ€ฆ I love youโค๏ธ

beautiful love 

something you call your significant other when you truly and honestly love him/her.
beautiful love by ariLove January 17, 2009

Beautiful Mess 

A girl who looks confident and gorgeous on the outside..but on the inside she has self hate, depression, anger. Girls like this usually when get drunk they cry, get mad, and make mistakes. Usually caused by men or other life events that has fucked them up mentally and physically.
"wow.. she pretty..but has a lot of messed up feelings and acts horrible at times; shes a beautiful mess"
Beautiful Mess by her666 June 19, 2014

Beautiful Cat 

someone who gives off a lot of love to the point of romance, you really want to be around them; usually directed at jazz musicians
Man, that new trumpeter from Italy sure seemed like a beautiful cat from our jam session yesterday.
Beautiful Cat by ThatGentleman October 6, 2011