Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020

Awkward

Finding yourself the accidental third wheel at dinner with a couple you thought were getting divorced ... on Valentine's day.

Well this is awkward ...
Will I survive a fall from a bathroom window on the third floor?

by Aaaaaaargh February 14, 2023

awkward stops

a Mainly AnDrogenous frienD who likEs to play with Balls of multiplE coLors and Loves to Eat macaRoni.

There are so many awkward stops in my gym class that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.

by Yoda Status Lover December 4, 2010

Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.

Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.

by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023

Awkwardness

Any group of teenage boys, especially in the presence of an attractive female.

Look at that awkwardness of kids acting like idiots.

by AdhesiveSeaMonkey January 15, 2024

awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week

Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week

by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016