Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

by woopdidoop May 16, 2018

Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

Awkward Bromley

In Edinburgh when a lad from the South of England does something anti-banterous lads from Scotland will chant 'Awkward Bromley' whilst dropping one hand in a queer motion and making an England flag cross with the other

Ryan: Want to go and see the Dundee game?
James: Nah, I'm better than that, I'm from England, I'll watch the rugby instead.
Ryan: Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley...

by SevenFiveBannaaa July 31, 2012

Awkward Turtle

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up

Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*

by The 20 year old November 29, 2019

Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.

Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.

by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023

Awkward

Finding yourself the accidental third wheel at dinner with a couple you thought were getting divorced ... on Valentine's day.

Well this is awkward ...
Will I survive a fall from a bathroom window on the third floor?

by Aaaaaaargh February 14, 2023

Awkwardness

Ryan dowling is basically all of this

Awkwardness -R u like Ryan aka a awkward fuck

by ,?.! May 27, 2020