A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
by Asshandle June 19, 2015
The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.
amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
by manduhmanduh August 18, 2008
When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.
by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 03, 2021
by Akionaenae October 18, 2021
impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
by Nyaakuza June 28, 2019
that feeling you get when you're triggered beyond compare. At the same time you're really fricken exited. Typically used while texting (but you have to say it as you're typing or else you don't mean it.
by anus supreme February 28, 2017
the act of holding in you shit in your booty until it bursts, like a blast from an anus, A big poopy booty, mmm🤤🤤
by balls big black balls May 13, 2021