Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

Alaryk

He is that child that poops on the cake on your neighbors table and he lives in your attic secretly and he eats your food from your fridge we'll your out he also has a swan named rick, he steels fruit for rick

Alaryk will talk to you from the attic hello Jim hello Alaryk

by grama June 4, 2018

alfarata

A Fun And Best Teacher He Could Ever Be! He May Be Mean But At Least He Loves Us All!

Student 1 : Hey Bro You Know Alfarata Student 2: No I Don't. Student 1: You've Got To Meet Him He Is Amazing! Student 2: Alrighty!

by Just A RAndom persona Here 😘 June 5, 2018

alcarsehole

A person who is otherwise a lovely individual but becomes a complete arsehole every time they drink alcohol.

He's usually a sound guy but he's an alcarsehole so don't invite him to the pub if you don't want your night out ruined.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

Alarbash

Usually a guy that wants to keep you down and never helps.hes a usuall Muslim that has a shit hairline and annys people at outwood city fields 😂(Alicia read this please)

Alarbash is not sexy

by Bdbdbbd December 5, 2018

Alarae

Alarae is a sweet, kind, and loving person. She is outgoing and friendly. She is sometimes really shy to talk to other people, but when she is with her friends, she feels most at her comfort zone. She probably has brown eyes and brown hair and is your average height. She also may be called Aly for short. She is passionate about animals and loves them very much. You'd be lucky to meet an Alarae!

Alarae is so friendly.

by mayaisquaking101 March 21, 2019