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Alex

A name owned by fatherless children all around the world ( Mostly orphans ).
If you see someone named Alex, just know they have no father.
-Who is that guy?
-Alex
-Oh so he is an orphan
by ValOfWyvern June 5, 2022
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Alex

Feed and water him hourly (or he might possibly eat you) and buy a huge cage just in case.

Let him out about 10 times a day he often urinates.

And he a ZambieSo try to not get bit by him(kisses are fine).
And he like chips,ice cream,pizza,money,cake,cookies,and junk food.
He mostly eats ramen
I got the Alex and he stole all my money
by Phiscally hazardous October 13, 2017
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Alex

only and Alex would say that.
by Fishing God May 20, 2019
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Alex

A boy or girl who is great looking, seems like the perfect gf/bf but after all that they fuck up and stab you in the back then pretend nothing happened
Alex seemed so nice but he’s such a dick
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Alex

A disease that drives people insane. The person suffering Alex are known to lose their neurons and gain noueurons making them overreacting to bad jokes and make them feel an uncontrollable desire to make unfunny and dark-jokes over any situation.

Another sign of this disease is the multiple personalities that the infected person might have.

Alex is incurable and people infected with this might suffer uncontrollable laughter at bad jokes and multiple personalities
- Person dies
- Why is he laughing?
- He's suffering of Alex.

- Have you heard about Person? He got diagnosed with Alex.

- Alex got inside Person
by definitely_not_alex_i_swear November 27, 2019
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Alex

by Monkey chode June 8, 2020
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Alex

A very reliable friend who is a GOD at cello and fellow member of Bach Bach Chickens. She always supports you when need emotional support. She is intelligent, athletic, and super talented. You can also scream and obsess over fictional characters with her. She enjoys sending online quizzes about random things in the middle of the night. She's got it all. Everybody needs them an Alex.
Person 1: Alex is so cool; I wish I could play cello like her
Person 2: IKR, she just gives off so many Alex vibes
by blugoat February 9, 2020
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