Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 20, 2024

Phantom-plug

Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)

After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug

by Alikaza! March 07, 2023

phantom six

When you are gang raped by a group of ghosts. Like when you wake up thinking you fell down the stairs bottom first with no recollection of what happened.

I think Jamal was phantom sixed last night. His butthole looks like a worn out vagina and he thinks he fell down

by Ewrecksean May 08, 2016

Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.

Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.

by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 14, 2018

Phantom gay

Appearing in certain places the be gay, but outside of those places they are not.

Going to a function, such as a party..."John and Joe became phantom gay and surprised everyone by getting on the bar and pulling their pants down wearing women's thongs dancing in front of the crowd while smacking each other's ass!"

by TaraHaspel4 June 18, 2015

Phantom Fuck

When a woman with ADHD visualizes a cock inside her rather than using a man or dildo.

After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!

by EagerEscapist January 14, 2024

Phantom Fucks

When you get fucked so hard and good that you still feel it even after they are long gone.

He is great in bed. He fucked me so good here gave me a case of the phantom fucks.

by EngineerPatterson December 12, 2022