Eat a bullet

To go fuck off

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, GO EAT A BULLET.

by MrKnowsItAllllll June 30, 2022

Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

Eating the turnbuckle

Going down on a girl with a tampon in.

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.

by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017

pre-eating

The process of eating a small meal before you eat in order to work your way into a larger meal. This process is beneficial to prevent an upset stomach when one is extremely hungry, or to ensure that one does not spend too much buying a larger meal in order to satiate hunger. This process is not to be confused with snacking; pre-eating deals more with meals in smaller portions like appetizers or small microwavable meals.

I didn't eat anything ALL DAY! I need to pre-eat before we go to that buffet or I'll get myself sick.

John: Aww mann I'm still hungry. That cheeseburger didn't work.
Craig: Shoulda pre-ate.

I've been pre-eating for Thanksgiving all day. BRING IT ON!!

by xyz123gash October 19, 2010

eatting groceries

Eatting the booty hole.Tossing the salad. Tounguing the asshole.

I love eatting Groceries.

by Ant6969 January 7, 2018

eat big

If you decide to eat big then you are planning on instead of having your usual breakfast having a large more dinner like meal so as to give yourself a good run at the day.

A large meal can be refereed to as a big eat.

Bimmy: I'll get up 8 or half 8 prob and eat big then head soon after, gonna be a long day.
Jimmy: Definitely, I have some of todays dinner lined up.
Bimmy: I'm diving into a pizza or something.
Jimmy: Solid.

by lampcamp April 27, 2010

Eat a dick

To consume or otherwise place a male genitalia (dick) in ones mouth. A two part insult.
1. Telling someone unliked to put a dick in their mouth
2. Telling someone they are a faggot.

Hey, dumbass... Go eat a dick.

by Flipt3 April 14, 2006