After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion
by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009
Get the Crotch/Jean Erosionmug. Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022
Get the michael jordan jeansmug. by butterfly2222 October 6, 2022
Get the trisha jean ranariomug. by giant kkk eater March 4, 2022
Get the American Eagle Jeansmug. Very baggy or oversized jeans worn primarily by fans of the hip-hop/rap culture of the 1990s. Usually worn a size or 2 too large with a belt ridding below the waist also known as sagging.
Homeboy 1: Man , it’s 2021 why are you still wearing those big dick jeans. Those ain’t cool no more! LOL
Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!
Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!
by 420D-Portkid February 18, 2021
Get the Big Dick Jeansmug. The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.
by trice1996 February 24, 2022
Get the Hot Mom Jeansmug. A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.
by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018
Get the Jean Carlos Ordonezmug.