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Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”
I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.
by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022
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Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023
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Jason Scambillis

A person who spends so little effort on what they are told to do and instead does what they want like create Ghost arrows for an annoying game that nobody plays and thinks that they can make that into a career.
Person 1: Hi I am Jason Scambillis
Person 2: *Smells the stink*
Person 1: *Friday Nighgt Funkin Noises*
Person 2: Please let me die
by Ben_Annoyance April 18, 2022
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jason+cole

A beautiful experience felt like no other. The bond between a Jason and Cole is unbreakable,never get in-between it or YOU WILL regret it! The cycle is only complete is when the Jason proposes to Cole high and then Cole does the same equally as high.
You 2 are such a Jason+Cole
by Jason and Cole October 15, 2019
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halluci-jason

a hallucination of Jason Vorhees, as seen in the Friday the 13th films
created by James A. Janisse of Dead Meat
"His halluci-jasons are getting so bad, dude can't even take a minute to admire himself in the mirror." (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT, Dead Meat)
by dr4g0ng1rl September 19, 2021
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kawasaki jason

A kawasaki Jason can be defined as being on your atv while jerking yourself off via reach around.
A Kawasaki Jason can be defined as Caught my homie Jason in the woods on his quad performing a Kawasiki Jason.
by Brianprimosch October 17, 2020
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Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.
I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.
by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022
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