big boat

An over-sized American car that has a wave-like ride. Typically these cars are four-door'ed and have over-sized engines.

That ho M drives a Pontias Parisienne, that sum bitch is a bigger boat than a 59 Caddy.

by F7 September 25, 2004

sail boat

when you take the toilet paper that you wiped your ass with and put it on someones face while they are sleeping.

man!!! did you see Raymond give Sam a sail boat last night? It was fucking awesome!!!!!

by Shadow44_z December 25, 2008

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

by Andrea E September 18, 2007

Banana Boat

When you are fucking a chick you cum between her pussy lips, then place you dick on top and move in back and forth to give the appearance of a Banana Boat.

"Baby? Can I have your special Banana boat tonight

by Silent Gary September 18, 2017

Boat Shoez

1. Shoes that act as boats that may be used to travel relatively cheaply across oceans. No international taxes will apply if visiting Australia. Re-entry to the U.S. may require payment of a small fee (This is commonly known as extortion).

2. Party time!

You - "I wish I could afford to travel to Australia"
Me - "Boat shoez?"

by Unpoison October 20, 2008

love-boat

a fat couple

Person 1: "Wow, Dave is fat."
Person 2: "Carla is, too."
Person 1: "They'd make a great love-boat."

by PAIIIGE. June 23, 2008

steam boat

(verb) To defecate within the cleavage of unsuspecting female, with intent to follow standard motorboating protocol.

Oh man, last night I took my date to the mexican restaurant down town and then I totally had a hot steam boat later

by bennybenbenben December 9, 2008