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Nympho-teen 18+

Like a nympho-teen but for the purposes of this matter is 18+. A nympho-teen 18+ can range from early life where selfies and instagram inspirational quotes begin to take place until her late 20s where she starts to understand HOW LIFE WORKS!!!
See nympho-teen.
Hey Josh, I shared an ice cream with a nympho-teen 18+ this morning before work. I believe she was on her 20s. Unlike Alice (a nympho-teen), she wasn't talking about Teen Moms and Say Yes To The Dress, instead, she was talking about ordering bagels scooped online.
by kingpablo December 21, 2017
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b4i√uru/18?

shortened way of saying the phrase "before i root you are you over eighteen?" using the square root symbol and / divide or (numerator) over (denominator) to replace the words of their respective names.

The joke comes from an episode of the australian tv show 'Summer Heights High'
"i shortened the sentence "before i root you are you over eighteen?" to "b4i√uru/18?""
by Squidzz21 August 16, 2018
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The Fortnite Crash of 18

The release of a game in 2018 that statistically decreased teen pregnancies but increased teens coming out of the closet.
"Hey Thomas I heard your trying to get pregnant with Janet"
"Idk Jared, it's unlikely with The Fortnite Crash of 18"
*grabs Jared's dick*
by BigPPBoy May 13, 2018
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Table 18'd

1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.

2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."

Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
by Matchstick Mafia February 17, 2009
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April 18, 2006

the day the best, most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, hot girl (which is also my lovely gf) was born!! i love you the absolute most babe, i really do. MEOW
person 1: what's today's date?
person 2: it's April 18, 2006
person 1: OMG ITS MY GF'S BDAY
by meowmeowfr May 26, 2023
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February 18

People born on this day ar the most ugly people you will ever see, that is why all the people on this day are born ugly and will be single for the rest of their life
Dude you're ugly

No i'm not

Yes you are because you were born on february 18 duh.
by March 7 gang November 3, 2019
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1-18-08

The unknown and super top secret movie produced by J.J. Abrams, the creater of the hit ABC show LOST. The movie focuses on a monster attack in New York City as witnessed by a group of friends at a friends going away party, the teaser trailer ends with the Statue of Liberty's head crashing in downtown Manhattan; their was no title.
The film is also referred to as "Cloverfield" or just "Clover". 1-18-08 is the release date of the movie, not the actual name itself. It is announced that 1-18-08 is indeed not a sequel to anything bad before. The teaser trailer was first introduced with the hit movie "Transformers".
Film Fanatic 1: Dude, did you see the preview to that one movie with Transformers?

Film Fanatic 2: Yeah man, there was like no title, but its suppose to be released on 1-18-08

Film Fanatic 1: Yeah, its pretty hardcore!
by Kevin Esser August 8, 2007
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