hawk

hawk is a funny and an amazing person everybody loves hawk hawk is super chill no drama and hawk likes fortnite, happy meals and funny stuff

tyler: hawk is so funny!
kendall: ikr!! hawk is a fricking legend!!

by hawk1749 June 22, 2021

Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.

Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???

by Lospro85 May 26, 2018

Hawk-tuahber

The month before NNN where it is required to 'spit on that thang' every day.

"You looking forward to Hawk-tuahber?"

by YourDadStalin January 6, 2025

Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.

"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"

by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024

toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.

"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"

by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014

wal-hawk

Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.

Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!

by Leo253 November 29, 2017

Grinch-Hawking

Eyeballing or casing someones property , either for criminal purposes or just coveting something or things that you might want or like.
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""

" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""

by Soberscott0 January 7, 2023