Yong Ting

Puberty. Hair. 9gag. Long. Will choke on air if left alone. Learns ballet. 11/10 would f*ck. Pays for HD version of life. Lack of moobs. Cheeky motherf*cker. Player. Secondary sexual characteristics have yet to develop. Likes Moon Moon.

Yong Ting: "Roses are red, Violets are blue"

Karen: "No Yong Ting ffs violets are violet"
yay

by 121/120 oxbridge May 13, 2018

Sum Ting Wong

A racist term for Asian people with a similar phrase, “Something Wrong”

Ms Willy: Is there Sum Ting Wong with your homework assignment?

by vereb August 8, 2023

Sexy ting bruv

E.

"Shrek is a sexy ting bruv"

"Innit"

by ImADissapointmentToMyParents14 October 23, 2020

Tail-gay-ting

When a person’s normal walk pace is so fast, usually a gay male, that they get stuck behind a slower walker who refuses to move out of their way.

I was trying to walk down the sidewalk while going for coffee but got stuck tail-gay-ting an elderly woman who wouldn’t step out of the way.

by Garretthekarat January 3, 2024

Oh yeah n dat n ting

Exclamation

Johnny just did a back-flip
Oh yeah n dat n ting

by The man from Bushido Bay September 10, 2020

Oy ting

Exclamation of surprise or amazement.

Oy ting! i just won the lottery.

by Bumclart February 5, 2025

Dead ting

Twiggy

When you see twiggy your first impression is... dead ting

by Lol that’s funny July 11, 2019