One-hit wonder

basically Rick Astleys never gonna give you up.

hey man what's a one-hit wonder?
Never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down!

by brokenbabyface27 March 16, 2021

One hit

What your teammate says when they didn't hit them a single time.

Dipshit: He's one hit!
Me:HE'S FULL HEALTH!

by BagelBitch72 April 1, 2021

one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.

guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.

by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009

That one gay friend

The very gay sexy friend who is also very kinky and love women<33

Oh it’s that one gay friend: she’s not actually gay tho

by Gay friend September 5, 2021

Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.

The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.

by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018

one chuck willy

Someone who does something on the first time, everytime.

Ethan told me about Devin, that unlucky bastard one chuck willyed Kat when he lost his virginity, now shes pregnant.

I heard Josh one chuck willyed that half court shot.

I heard Dugley orgasmed after only 5 seconds, what a one chuck willy.

by 50ciny July 12, 2016

Ziya(the better one)

Ziya is mixed, but very crazy and all over the place.She is smart and will always find away to make you laugh
she tries her best to make her dad proud but most of all she is one smart cookie(saying she is delicous) and will never let you down.

Person: Hi nice to meet you
Ziya(the better one): Do i know you?
Person: no but i"ve herd a lot about you

by ruby bees November 3, 2023