Yard Boat Sex

When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.

Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.

by Pier Nauti September 30, 2018

Seal Team Sex

Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)

My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.

by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019

Digital Sex Master

An online film star

She went online looking for ways to become a digital sex master.

by LostInDaSauce777 September 19, 2019

Schrodinger's Sex Addict

A person who is in a superposition of being a top or a bottom until observed, wherein they collapse into one state.

Bro have you talked to Ryan recently? He's quite a Schrodinger's Sex Addict

by KrapyKangaroo September 28, 2019

environmental butt sex

Having an orgy in the environment

Let's go have some environmental butt sex guys!

by 673910374 May 25, 2017

enraged panda sex

When two obese people have really hardcore sex

Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night

by The cream on your yams 461 February 26, 2017

butt sex maneuver

When you basically go in from the back and you insert your dick hardly into the asshole and then you can maneuver the girl.

Uberduber butt sex maneuver!

by Uberdangerous June 16, 2016